Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Only in NASCAR are Fans Banned for Life!!

According to a report today, 14 people have been 'banned for life' from buying tickets to Talledega. That for throwing debris on the track after the race on Sunday.

THIS JUST IN...NASCAR is developing the "CAN OF TOMORROW" -- A styrofoam nerf can that they will exclusive $ell and market to the fans at the track. Once the beer is gone, the can will self-destruct in 5 seconds.

Only in NASCAR. Now they'll have a convenient excuse why it was not a sellout in the future. It would have been... but we banned fans from coming to the event.

No wonder it's becoming harder to defend being fans of this 'sport.'

"FANS?? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' FANS!!"
-- NASCAR