Peyton Manning, Brett Favre and Tom Brady arrive in Heaven at the same time. They are escorted to the throne of God, where he receives them. God looks at Peyton Manning and asks, “Peyton, tell me what you believe.”
Peyton replies, “I believe in Jesus Christ as my personal savior. I believe in helping others and doing good. I believe in life eternal in Heaven.”
“Very good,” God replies. “You may take a seat here on my right side.”
God then addresses Brett Favre. “Brett, tell me what you believe.”
Brett replies, “I believe in Christian principles. I believe in humility, being thankful for your bounty, and all you have given us.”
“Very good,” God replies. “You may take a seat here on my left side.”
God then addresses Tom Brady. “Tom, tell me what you believe.”
Tom Brady replies, “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”
